[matters-from-ashes]

Listen, bitch, you knew what the fuck he meant and that’s all that matters. 

[elisamaza]

i, for one, think that is a more appropriate name than canadian goose

[wetwareproblem]

Speaking as a Canadian with family Goose Encounter stories, that is the perfect name for those fuckers.

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[id: a tweet from what the heq, or @bibliophileq, saying, “I work with a guy from Mexico who doesn’t speak a lot of English.  A Canadian goose made nest by one of the paddock gates and hissed at him while he was putting horses out.  He comes back to us after and says, ‘I do not like the cobra chicken.’”  /end id]